tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

sicklysatisfied:

JUST MADE IT TO “AFTER” IN LOOKING FOR ALASKA AND I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED LIKE OMG THIS IS WORSE THAN TFIOS 

welcome to the trip man

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

rebelfreakat221b:

bringingthetruthback:

buns-enburner:

I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

And thats we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

haveitjoeway:

I don’t use snapchat a lot but when I do

by Kevin Tadge

bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

or opening a pad

poetic:

poetic:

I fall for him a little more everyday.

Just to clarify, I was telling him how I was excited about my new bathing suit tops and this was his response. Idk it made me smile and I thought it was cute.

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

punk-rock-science:

okay but.

if you see me reblogging anything on tumblr, TELL ME TO GET OFF AND WRITE.

thank.

get off and write

HW